Last night I fell asleep with the tv on channel 1753. That’s FSDAHD. It’s the channel that the Rangers/Yankees game was on.
At 4 am I woke up to:
It’s a vaccuum erection system!
According to the guy on TV, I’m crazy if I don’t use it.
NO PILLS! NO DOCTOR VISITS!
It’s even covered by Medicare.
The guy says I can have my cake and eat it too.
Whatever that means.
Why take the best part of your life out of your life?
If you have a brain in your head call this 1-800-number.
Now, a new infomercial starts. This one is for Vacurect.
It’s not a pill or an injection It’s a registered FDA Medical Device.
It requires no physical coordination to use it. Oh good, because I’m a Klutz.
The Vacurect has a 96% success rate. The Pos-T-Vac only had a 95% success rate.
The Vacurect is from Bonro Medical.
They can’t fool me. Bonro is the misspelled anagram of boner.
There are 2 models:
RX Model 1001
OTC Model 1002