Vintage ads ala Bob

That sounds logical

 

Well, it looks like my plans for the brakes to fail and for you to die a fiery death have been foiled AGAIN.

 

Except for truckers picking up transvestite hitchhikers.

 

Yes, I’d like to return this ham.*
*that’s really my chopped-up dead husband

 

…and then the plane crashed and everybody died.

 

Just make sure that it didn’t come from the Sandusky yard sale.

 

It’s so easy that even conjoined triplets can play it.

 

You’ll always have a home. Well, at least until tornado season.

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